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	<title>Corvo Assassino</title>
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	<description>Te matando de rir</description>
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		<title>Como conseguir uma boa foto engraçada</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/foto-pra-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/foto-pra-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tiras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bebabo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mijando na rua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[policiais]]></category>

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Você tem que estar com a câmera na mão na hora certa, no lugar certo.
Original

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<p style="text-align: center;">Você tem que estar com a câmera na mão na hora certa, no lugar certo.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.superpoop.com/081810/good-police-work.jpg" target="_blank">Original</a></p>
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		<title>Pra quê o desespero?</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/pra-que-o-desespero/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/pra-que-o-desespero/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[montanha russa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tranquilidade]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/?p=3920</guid>
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Acho que vi um sorrisinho disfarçado aí&#8230; Acho que vi heim&#8230;

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<p style="text-align: center;">Acho que vi um sorrisinho disfarçado aí&#8230; Acho que vi heim&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Uma desagradável surpresa no trânsito</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/uma-desagradavel-surpresa-no-transito/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[gif]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gato ao volante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perigo constante]]></category>

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Ahhh mas eu corria demais! E nenhum farol vermelho me pararia!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Ahhh mas eu corria demais! E nenhum farol vermelho me pararia!</p>
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		<title>As aventuras do Super Cão</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/as-aventuras-do-super-cao/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/as-aventuras-do-super-cao/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tiras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cachorro com problema de coração]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[super cão]]></category>

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Pobre Super Cão. Mais cuidado da próx&#8230; ops, não tem próxima vez pra ele.
(Owwwwnnn que [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Pobre Super Cão. Mais cuidado da próx&#8230; ops, não tem próxima vez pra ele.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(Owwwwnnn que maldaaadiii)</p>
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		<title>Okay</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/okay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/09/okay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tiras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuuuu não mais]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[okay]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As vezes temos que simplesmente aceitar as coisas como elas são em vez de perder [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">As vezes temos que simplesmente aceitar as coisas como elas são em vez de perder o controle.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img border="1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3901" title="okay5" src="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/okay5.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="462" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img border="1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3902" title="okay4" src="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/okay4.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="326" /></p>
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<img border="1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3903" title="okay3" src="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/okay3.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="326" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img border="1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3904" title="okay2" src="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/okay2.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="326" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img border="1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3905" title="okay1" src="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/okay1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="462" /><br/><br/>Gostou? Faça a sua tirinha de Okay e mande pra dk@corvoassassino.com =)<br />
<br/>(<a href="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/okaymodelo.jpg" target="_blank">baixe o modelo pra fazer as tiras</a>)</p>
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		<title>Táxi aéreo</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/taxi-aereo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/taxi-aereo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fotos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corvo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taxi aéreo]]></category>

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Eficácia e agilidade quando você mais precisa. Fone: 4002.8922

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<p style="text-align: center;">Eficácia e agilidade quando você mais precisa. Fone: 4002.8922</p>
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		<title>Cuidado com o Tubarão</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/cuidado-com-o-tubarao/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/cuidado-com-o-tubarao/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tiras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tubarão atirador]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/?p=3893</guid>
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Novas regras, novas táticas.
via

          
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<p style="text-align: center;">Novas regras, novas táticas.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.thefunnycartoon.com/" target="_blank">via</a></p>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Como melhorar (ou não) um telejornal</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/como-melhorar-um-telejornal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/como-melhorar-um-telejornal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jornal engraçado]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[panico na globo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/?p=3890</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Já imaginou como seria se os editores do Pânico na TV trabalhassem na globo?

Eu assistiria [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Já imaginou como seria se os editores do Pânico na TV trabalhassem na globo?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VsSo3CrDbEY?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VsSo3CrDbEY?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Eu assistiria mais vezes. (ou não)</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Encontrado no <a href="http://oblog.virgula.uol.com.br/veiotarado/" target="_blank">Véio Tarado</a> (ou não)</p>
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		<title>Você pode até fazer caretas</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/voce-pode-ate-fazer-caretas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/voce-pode-ate-fazer-caretas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tiras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cachorros são legais]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cachorros são melhores que você]]></category>

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Mas nunca será um cachorro.
via

          
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<p style="text-align: center;">Mas nunca será um cachorro.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://amazingchaos.tumblr.com/post/1032241698/platypustoxins-a-new-breed-at-risd" target="_blank">via</a></p>
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		<title>Bebida não combina com carros. Nem de supermercado.</title>
		<link>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/bebida-e-carros/</link>
		<comments>http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/2010/08/bebida-e-carros/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bebadas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cara no chão]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mulher bêbada pagando mico]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/?p=3881</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Você nem precisa assistir pra saber que vai dar errado, né?

E assim vai acontecendo a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Você nem precisa assistir pra saber que vai dar errado, né?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">E assim vai acontecendo a seleção natural.</p>
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